1000 Ways to Die is Spike 's often hilarious 30-minute anthology of people dying in spectacular, gruesome and often stupid ways. Fan Made 1000 Ways to Die Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. (, Hans - Ate live snails and contracted parasitic blood worms that ate away at his brains while he was still alive. (, John Cook - An adrenaline junkie connects a welder to his ear piercings and turns the voltage up to the max, then dies of cardiac arrest. (, Prescott - While trying to convince a judge that his client is innocent of murdering someone, he takes a pistol he believes his empty and tries demonstrating how, only to actually accidentally shoot himself in the stomach and quickly bleed out. (, Dave "The Egg" Vespucci - An obese and alcoholic man starts burping uncontrollably due to bleeding peptic ulcers. Soon enough, Spud and Nick get a running start at a wall and Spud hits his head against a 2X4 stud and dies of brain swelling and bleeding to death. One night, he crashes a luau to try and propose to her and she of course says "no". Standing with her head out of the sun-roof, a pigeon flies into her mouth which flings her neck back and snaps it. As Hun… The TV show 1000 Ways to Die originally aired on the cable channel Spike, and will reaired on Paramount Network in the future. One of them decides to pour the toxic liquids all over himself to inhale the fumes faster while his friends recorded him but only suck the heat off his body and when he tries to light a cigarette, he bursts into flames and soon dies of 4th degree burns. The lava lamp soon explodes and he's killed when he's hit in the face with boiling hot liquid and shards of glass. 1,000 Ways to Die, an anthology television series, which aired on Spike/Spike TV from May 14, 2008 to July 15, 2012 showcased shocking reenactments of deaths of individuals who often met the grim reaper in very unorthodox or outlandish ways. (, Leann - A woman addicted to texting suffers constant headaches, insomnia, ans was showing early signs of carpal tunnel syndrome. People have been dying in strange ways forever. (, Sandy - After a near death incident during deep sea diving at 350 feet, she has to wait inside of a decompression chamber for several hours while nitrogen bubbles dissolve in her bloodstream. Hoy's experience was featured in numerous television shows, including MythBusters and 1000 Ways to Die. Hitting the water at 30 MPH (48 KM/H) at a bad angle, water jet up his rectum and burst his large intestine. After Joe makes his turn, he slams into a tree branch against his chest, snapping his neck from the whiplash. (, Gary - Beaten to death with a tire iron by Ivan. (, Larry - Beaten to death with a tire iron by Ivan. Over the last 20,000 years we have slowly turned from nomadic hunters into a civilization, creating mathematics, science and arts. That way you will mostly likely die from smoke inhalation far before most of your body is burned. (, Lori Pathouson - Accidentally steps into a puddle with exposed wires with in it and touched a metal pole, electrocuted instantly. Names were changed to avoid lawsuits, but the stories are based on actual events — mostly. (, Myron Burns - Fell asleep while smoking and suffered 3rd degree burns over 90% of his body. (, Sheldon - An Orthodox Jewish man falls in love with a Hawaiian Hula dancer named Leilani and starts stalking her to try and make her fall for him, including leaving her gifts at her doorsteps, singing outside her house, and takes up surfing lessons but fails miserably. (Habeas Corpse) 2. Cyndi - After she's invited to a party, she puts on a revealing metal bra. While looking up to inhale, she was suddenly decapitated by a bumper of a speedin… He dies of a heat stroke in just 15 minutes. Raccoon - Accidentally ran over by Morning Glory. Dennis - A man and his girlfriend Trudy sneak into a neighbor's pool to get drunk and mess around. "1000 Ways to Die" comes from renowned producer Thom Beers' Original Productions, a FremantleMedia Company. (, Sikura - After seven years of being married, she was to shy to consummate their marriage. (, Arlene - A health nut that doesn't want to age at all makes a smoothie out of wheat grass, vitamin supplements, and fresh vegetables from her garden. enraged, she bursts into his office and yells at him, but she suddenly has a heart attack due to all the caffeine in her bloodstream. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. (. "If Hung Lo can rap, so can I. When she reaches over to get her phone, she falls off the table and one the needles pierces her heart. He uses it to bully, tease, and harass his workers into making jewelry with toxic legumes called rosary peas (which contain abrin). 1. When the 12 volts aren't enough for him, he turns up the battery and is killed painfully with 110 volts of electricity. (, Bernard - A mentally unstable man obsessed with cows and their milk sneaks into a dairy farm to drink straight from their udders. I should add that this list is not for the faint of heart. (, Warren - A man paranoid to the point of insomnia and paralysis sets booby-traps all around his house to protect himself. 1,000 Ways to Die, an anthology television series, which aired on Spike/Spike TV from May 14, 2008 to July 15, 2012 showcased shocking reenactments of deaths of individuals who often met the grim reaper … Alice - Getting  drunk with her friends Joe, Trisha, and Lina because they're bored, another friend, Root-Dog - An eco-warrior chains himself to a tree to protest deforestation and insults workers who show up to cut down other trees. However, she takes much longer than expected and he soon dies when he has trouble breathing with his arms above him for so long and his heart fails. This death is also known as "Bring-Bring" on the Spike TV website. The three of them start excitedly stomping on the ground which triggers an old landmine that blows them up. (, Hiroto - After seven years of being married, he was to shy to consummate their marriage. In an attempt to revive the poor animal, she tried to perform CPR on it. (, Tracey - Accidentally cuts her legs with a rusty shaving razor and died of Sepsis a few days later. (, Jesse Dale - Accidentally pulled inside of a working wood-chipper while trying to remove a stuck branch with his foot. They managed to not get shocked with a power cord due to it being unplugged. 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